5 things to guarantee you are in Oklahoma...

If you are ever wondering where you are in the USA.... use this checklist. If all 5 boxes are checked, it is a 100% guarantee you are the horrid state of Oklahoma.

• People are passing in the right lane of the interstate.
• Every spoken sentence ends with a preposition.
• An Indian Casino is at every exit.
• Within a 25 mile stretch and at 4 different McDonald's, all the workers have 5 teeth... total.
• You are the in parking lot of a McDonald's and you look in the Subway parking lot across the street and 3 women have a baby goat in a dog kennel in the back of their truck.

If you find yourself here, run. And run fast. And far.