Well my precious nephew Miles is quite the character. He just turned 8, and let's just say he act like a 15 year old. I would guess that is partially due to the fact that he lived with me and my mom for 4 years and that resulted of him hanging out with 18 year olds all the time.
So he went to the doctor today for a tonsil check because he is getting them out next week. The nurse was asking him questions and he was answering them.. a little too liberally. One question went as follows:
Nurse: (walks in holding a cup) Now have you ever peed in a cup before?
Miles: Well... ya.
Nurse: Oh really?
Miles: Ya one time on a vacation we had to stop on the side of the road because there wasn't anywhere to stop so I just peed in the cup.
HA!! I love this child. I love the unplanned and sporadic thoughts that enter their minds. I love the mental lapse and lack of processing before speaking. Kids are great.