- People are passing in the right lane of the interstate.
- Every spoken sentence ends with a preposition.
- An Indian Casino is at every exit.
- Within a 25 mile stretch and at 4 different McDonald's, all the workers have 5 teeth... total.
- You are the in parking lot of a McDonald's and you look in the Subway parking lot across the street and 3 women have a baby goat in a dog kennel in the back of their truck.
If you find yourself here, run. And run fast. And far.