Thursday, May 13, 2010

5 things to guarantee you are in Oklahoma...

If you are ever wondering where you are in the USA.... use this checklist. If all 5 boxes are checked, it is a 100% guarantee you are the horrid state of Oklahoma.

  • People are passing in the right lane of the interstate.
  • Every spoken sentence ends with a preposition.
  • An Indian Casino is at every exit.
  • Within a 25 mile stretch and at 4 different McDonald's, all the workers have 5 teeth... total.
  • You are the in parking lot of a McDonald's and you look in the Subway parking lot across the street and 3 women have a baby goat in a dog kennel in the back of their truck.

If you find yourself here, run. And run fast. And far.


Brooke Shoko said...

indian casino.

Blake and Aubrei said...

Aren't there like a million po po's? I like it. You're funny!